Adrianna Sage In Relation to Historical Equipoise.

adriana sageThe cliched statement that I am thinking of is “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.”  However, in relation to today’s porn starlet birthday, the quote I’m actually going to use is “Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes”.

History has gone through much tragedy on this day of April 16th including the deaths of Ralph Ellison and Robert Urich.  But one of history’s greatest cachets, is it’s ability to correct itself in one way or another.

For every WWII, there is a space program.  For every Stalin, there is a Mahatma Gandhi.  Although my ersatz analogies and metaphors may break down during consumption and digestion, the point holds true.  As quaquaversal as history is, with it’s paths jagged and stretched along the way, it will eventually attempt to right itself.

History’s attempt to correct April 16th was born in 1980 in San Diego, California.  Adriana Sage has been out of the hardcore sector of her business for awhile now.  However, proving that she’s no airling, has plans to start her own production company and continues to model.  You also can’t front on a beautiful woman that adorns her own website dedicated to NFL picks. (The link is apparently worksafe but there are quite a few banners which display some skin)

You can stalk her at her myspace and you may also gawk at her official site. (The second link is worksafe if you work at a porn shop)

P.S. – Yes I understand that Adriana Sage was born before Ralph and Robert passed on but this is history here.  It’s been repeating itself for so long, consider this it’s preemptive strike.

P.P.S. – Postscript in blogs is so wrong but effectively hilarious at the same time.

One Response to “Adrianna Sage In Relation to Historical Equipoise.”

  1. [...] was born.  If you’ve read my pornstar birthday entries, you may remember my theory of how Adrianna Sage’s birth is making up for the death of Ralph Ellison and Robert Urich.  I’d have to say that my [...]

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